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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via alexpectopatronum)

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

(via forever-and-alwayss)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via littlemusingsfromtexas)

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
If shit happens, shit happens. Your reaction is your choice and the only choice you’ve got. If I had to pick? Laughter over pain any day.  
adoringbeyonce:

THIS IS THE BEST PHOTOGRAPH EVER TAKEN 
janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist
From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.  
Do not let your tongue mention someone’s faults. Because we have faults also, and other people have tongues too.  
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